If I were...
If I were a beginning, I would be: birth.
If I were a month, I would be: a december of childhood.
If I were a day of the week, I would be: friday.
If I were a time of day, I would be: the quiet of midnight.
If I were a planet, I would be: earth.
If I were a season, I would be: winter.
If I were a sea animal, I would be: Flounder.
If I were a direction, I would be: confusing.
If I were a piece of furniture, I would be: a snug bed.
If I were a sin, I would be: satiating
If I were a liquid, I would be: something effervescent.
If I were a fraud/scare, I would be: indecision.
If I were a gem, I would be: sad sapphires in the eyes of Happy Prince.
If I were a tree, I would be: a conifer in a distant mountain.
If I were a tool, I would be: a pen.
If I were a flower/plant, I would be: Edelweiss.
If I were a kind of weather, I would be: the first shower.
If I were a musical instrument, I would be: a mandolin.
If I were an animal, I would be: Hobbes. Or Garfield.
If I were an emotion, I would be: passion undiluted.
If I were a vegetable, I would be: potato.
If I were a sound, I would be: that of silence.
If I were an element, I would be: a drop of mercury.
If I were a car, I would be: our first navy Ambassador.
If I were a song, I would be: Dure kothaay duure dure...
If I were a food, I would be: Maggi, after school, before the dance class.
If I were a place, I would be: Home.
If I were a material, I would be: muslin.
If I were a taste, I would be: delectable.
If I were a scent, I would be: that of my baby.
If I were a religion, I would be: compassion.
If I were a sentence, I would be: "It would seem as if I were dead, but that will not be true."
If I were a body part, I would be: the mind.
If I were a facial expression, I would be: listless.
If I were a subject in college, I would be: a language.
If I were a shape, I would be: a rhombus.
If I were a quantity, I would be: nine.
If I were a colour, I would be: yellow.
If I were a thing, I would be: an old diary.
If I were a landmass, I would be: a scalable hillock.
If I were a book, I would be: The Little Prince.
If I were a monument, I would be: An Ego.
If I were an artist, I would be: Paul Gauguin.
If I were a collection of poems, I would be: Sanchayita.
If I were a landscape, I would be: a meadow among hills.
If I were a watch, I would be: my first round-dial brown-leather-band HMT.
If I were God, I would be: more tangible.
If I were a vowel, I would be: I.
If I were a consonant, I would be: Y.
If I were a formula, I would be: E is equal to MC squared.
If I were a Science, I would be: physics.
If I were a theory, I would be: irrefutable.
If I were a famous person, I would be: Rabindranath Thakur.
If I were an electronic equipment, I would be: Pupu's quack-quack yellow ducky.
If I were sport, I would be: a long run.
If I were a movie, I would be: Life is Beautiful. Or Roman Holiday.
If I were a cartoon, I would be: Calvin & Hobbes.
If I were an explorer, I would be: in midst of mountains and valleys - green and yellow.
If I were a scientist, I would be: Professor Shonku.
If I were a relation, I would be: nameless.
If I were a river, I would be: a brook.
If I were intoxication, I would be: words.
If I were alone, I would be: contemplative; introspecting; complete; lonely.
If I were a question, then I would be: Why?
If I were a hobby, I would be: sunday afternoon storybook sessions.
If I were a habit, I would be: success.
If I were in an atom, I would be: polyvalent. and seasonally, inert.
If I were an end, I would be: graceful.
If I were you, I would be: different, and also the same.
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